Tom Hiddleston on Robot Chicken!
2 months ago · 67 notes
Just read on justjared.com that Tom Hiddleston was at Chinawhite last Sunday! China-fucking-white is a 5 minute walk from my flat. 5 MINUTES and I go there like every fucking weekend. The one time I’m like, “No I need a change of pace” Tom fucking Hiddleston decides to go. Do you know where I was sunday night? In my flat down the fucking street drinking wine with some friends and watching E4. WHY WHY And to top it all of my Shakespeare writing professor has interviewed/ hung out with Tom just last week in fucking Madrid. He’s always so close, WHY IS THE UNIVERSE TROLLING ME WHY!!!
7 months ago · 1 note
Tom Hiddleston is def. the only person I know who can wear the same shirt countless times for months and still look damn sexy.
But I just wanna know why? #Does he only pack certain clothes for travel#Did he never unpack from traveling with the Avengers and was just like Fuck it IDC#Did his ex-girlfriend go all Waiting to Exhale on his ass and burn half his wardrobe in anger#Is it a security blanket#MAYBE A CRAZY FAN KEEPS TAKING HIS CLOTHES!
9 months ago · 57 notes
If Poems: The Duck and the Kangaroo- read by Helena Bonham Carter and Tom Hiddleston.
11 months ago · 64 notes
I blame my cousins wedding and the open bar
Welcome Mr. Hiddleston, thank for coming to this interview
No thank you
So I hear you have a few films lined up for this year
Yeah, because I’m a god.
Really?! Well can you tell us what its like in the daily life of a god
Well first I…
Call my agent Like a god
No need for auditions Like a god
Still get the lead role Like a god
Eat some pudding Like a god
Sign of posters Like a god
Take some photos Like a god
Get swarmed by girls Like a god
Break some hearts Like a god
With my swag Like a god
Invite to the Oscars Like a god
Win best actor Like a god
“Thank you?! I didn’t even release a film this year!”
I’m the shit Cause I’m a god
Win the presidency Like a god
With no campaign Like a god
Then bring world peace Like a god
With my smile Like a god
Go to the park Like a god
Get bitches to kneel Like a god
Cause some mischief Like a god
Impregnate women Like a god
With my diction Like a god
Kill my fans Like a god
With my awesome tweets Like a god
Post some wise quotes Like a god
Spit some mad raps Like a god
About Shakespeare Like a god
Raise him from the dead Like a god
With my voice Like a god
Steal Mjolnir Like a god
Psyche, it’s in my pants Like a god
Now I rule the world Bitch I’m a god!
11 months ago · 15 notes
I wasn’t here for the Facebook scandal (Thank god) but it seems because of the facebook event no one has heard about the Marvel Art contest or the fact that Tom will be a judge! If fans have heard about it the posts have been lost in the wave that is Hiddlesgate.
So let’s forget facebook and submit some art to Tom that could win some money!!!! Submit Your Art to Guest Judge Tom Hiddleston for the Marvel Villains Design Contest
11 months ago · 7 notes